not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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