and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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