Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
We smell like vodka and hangover
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