If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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