Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
