A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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