I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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