nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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