He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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