I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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