I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i out mim tonsoeep
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