I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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