At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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