If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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