What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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