To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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