So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
why is half of my head shaved?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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