I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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