You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
two words: eviction party
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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