I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
