Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
