It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
