why didn't you poke me back
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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