Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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