whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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