if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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