Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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