Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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