I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I know her cup size but not her name....
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