This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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