Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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