But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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