I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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