just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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