How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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