You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I am spending my child support on dildos
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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