He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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