its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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