I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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