i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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