can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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