Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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