"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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