i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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