Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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