So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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