I'm drive I can fine osifer
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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