this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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