Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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