did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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