Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm bleeding and have questions
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