Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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